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Mon Dec 18th, 2006 08:44 pm |
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Posted: Wed Dec 20th, 2006 12:43 pm |
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You might be a redneck if.......
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
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Jess
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Wed Dec 20th, 2006 01:58 pm |
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You might be a redneck if:
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Birds are attracted to your beard.
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stonewolf
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Posted: Wed Dec 20th, 2006 09:47 pm |
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O.K. Now I am offended Yall dun went to dadburn far J/K
If you've ever been to drunk to fish *(looks guilty)*
If your wife has ever said "Honey come move this transmission so I can take a bath"
If you think "Old Yeller" is about your uncle Bubba's Tooth
If your tuperware collection has "CoolWhip" written on it and you did not write it there
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Fri Dec 22nd, 2006 06:00 am |
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You might be a redneck if...
Red Man sends you a Christmas card.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
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Jess
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Posted: Tue Jan 2nd, 2007 03:16 pm |
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If your christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.
You learned to drive by watching Smokey and the Bandit.
Your kid takes a siphon hose to show and tell.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
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