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Jess
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Mon Jan 29th, 2007 05:04 pm |
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A lonely woman in her 70's decided it was time to to find a man.
She paced an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED ! MUST BE IN
MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST
STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day after her ad, she heard the doorbell and, much to her
dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a
powered wheel chair. He had no arms or legs
and said he had come in answer to her ad.
The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?
Just look at you....you have no legs!"
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said,
"I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
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Posted: Mon Jan 29th, 2007 11:03 pm |
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  good one!
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Wed Feb 21st, 2007 09:03 am |
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 good one...
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Posted: Thu Mar 1st, 2007 03:07 pm |
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| nice one.. at least it made me smile even though i'm so sleepy right now
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