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shorty
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Mon Feb 12th, 2007 12:57 pm |
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-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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Jess
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Posted: Wed Feb 14th, 2007 12:46 am |
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The relationship usually works out in the end, if one party doesn't die first  LOL
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labrev
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Wed Feb 21st, 2007 08:52 am |
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No matter how brand new your car is, when you are in an emergency, being chased by a killer, sitting in the street with a diesel coming towards you, your car will not start.
Even if you ran track, when being cashed by a killer you are bound to fall and hurt yourself.
That computers in movies are super fast and they have their own special ISP.
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Ayush
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Posted: Wed Feb 21st, 2007 08:59 am |
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| If there is a murder , the police will reach late becoz they have a punctured tire .
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